Bills, Bills, Bills

不知道大家有沒有聽過Glee?

這是另一個在美國很紅的影集，

有點類似音樂劇，

但是又不太一樣。

總之這是裡面我很愛的團Wablers唱的其中一首歌，

我頗愛這個男領唱的聲音，

雖然他不是我最愛的一個但這不是今天的重點 =P

我一直很想把它的歌詞改成TTWD版的，

(不過改完之後發現比較像"筆電版" @@)

今天我終於成功辦到了!!! XDDDDD

Original Lyrics:

At first we started out real cool

Taking me places I ain't never been

But now you're getting comfortable

Ain't doing those things you did no more

You're slowly making me pay for things

Your money should be handling

And now you ask to use my car

Drive it all day and don't fill up the tank

And you have the audacity

To even come and step to me

Ask to hold some money from me

Until you get your check next week

You triflin' good for nothing type of brother

Silly me, why haven't I found another?

A baller, when times get hard I need someone to help me out

Instead of a scrub like you who don't know what a man's about

Can you pay my bills?

Can you pay my telephone bills?

Do you pay my automo' bills?

If you did then maybe we could chill

I don't think you do

So you and me are through

Now you've been maxin' out my card

Gave me bad credit buyin' me gifts with my own ends

Haven't paid the first bill

But instead you're headin' to the mall

Goin' on shopping sprees

Perpetratin' to your friends like you be ballin'

And then you use my cell phone

Callin' whoever that you think's at home

And then when the bill comes

All of a sudden you be acting dumb

Don't know where none of these calls come from

When your momma's number's here more than once

Can you pay my bills?

Can you pay my telephone bills?

Do you pay my automo' bills?

If you did then maybe we could chill

I don't think you do

So you and me are through

我大概翻譯一下歌詞 =P

原本的意思是一對情侶一開始戀情進行得很順利，

但是漸漸的其中一方習慣了這段關係，

而開始對另一方予取予求。

借他的車開了一整天不幫他加油、

要求幫忙"管理"他的錢直到對方拿到下星期的支票、

亂刷他的信用卡、

用他自己的錢買東西給他、

不付錢還一直瘋狂去血拼、

借他的手機來狂打電話、

然後在帳單來的時候裝傻。

於是這個受害者就指責他的愛人是個一無是處的人，

並質問自己為什麼還沒有找到別人。

他需要的是一個在時局艱困的時候會伸出援手的男人，

而不是一個像對方一樣根本就不懂身為男人的真諦的爛人。

接著他就問對方說，

你可以付我的帳單嗎？

我的電話帳單、汽車帳單？

如果你可以的話那我們就可以冷靜下來。

但我想你辦不到，

所以我們兩個就結束了。

總之我覺得歌詞還蠻妙的就是了 XDDDDD

也有很大的修改空間，

雖然看起來可能很無厘頭，

不過我哪一篇文不是這樣哈哈哈 =P

下面這是修改過的版本:

At first we started out intense

Bringing me edges I ain't never have

But now you're getting kind' insane

Ain't caring those things you care no more

You are slowly ignoring the things

Your attention should be handling

And you ask to use my laptop

Type it all day and don't plug in to charge

And you have the audacity

To even come and confront me

Ask to hold my laptop from me

Till you finish report next week

You trifling good for nothing type of master

Kidding me, why couldn't I found another?

One better, when times get hard I need someone to beat me up

Instead of a dork like you who don't know when something's up

Can you read my blog?

Can you read my favorite blog?

Do you read my best friend's blog?

If you did then maybe there's no fog

I don't think you do

So you and me are through

Now you've been messing with my account

Gave me bad credit leaving my name with your own words

Haven't paid the first aid

But instead you're heading to more sites

Going on hacking sprees

Perpetrating to your friends like you be balling

And you use my Messenger

Knocking whoever that you think's online

And then when questions come

All of a sudden you be acting dumb

Don't know where none of these words come from

When your buddy's questing's here more than once

Can you read my blog?

Can you read my favorite blog?

Do you read my best friend's blog?

If you did then maybe there's no fog

I don't think you do

So you and me are through

我特別把改過的地方弄成斜體了，

然後把幾個我覺得比較妙的地方換了顏色，

希望看起來有明顯一點 =P

不過整個看起來還是蠢蠢的，

希望有達到我想要的效果哈哈 <3

不過到最後好像又變成在自嗆的文，

因為Angel Clare什麼也不知道 XDDDDD
好吧還是先不要管這個，
總之，
我成功的改完了這個可愛的歌詞就是了 =P

艾若